It's Dictionary Day!!!!

I find it really humorous that my college sends me important e-mails with subject lines like, "It's Dictionary Day!". That's very fulfilling. I'm glad someone told me, because I would have been so upset if I had missed dictionary day. Let me go grab my Webster right now so we can spend some quality time together looking up definitions to words I'll most likely never use and if I did, I'd get strange looks from people. So thanks college for sending me worthless e-mails, I appreciate it.