The Gym Status

So after a humorous conversation with my mom today, I decided to list the type of people you meet at the gym. Now just to let you know, I go to a pretty small gym, nothing fancy, very homey(at least to me) It's nothing to impress anyone, but it gets the job done when you spend the time there...
The"I come to the gym to get ripped and talk about all the girls I banged last night" guy:
This guy comes to the gym, seems to work out a fair amount, but drinks himself stupid on the weekends, and then has sex with a ton of girls and thinks its cool to discuss this in front of EVERYONE at the gym who is in ear shot. Gotta love him...
The"I am old, but still kicking!" group:
These people aren't so bad. They actually are kind of sweet. They've been around the block. They just like working out and will probably do it till they die. Some of them probably shouldn't be going to the gym anymore, because every time they move they creak, the moan with pain, and they look OLD. I don't mean to be judgmental, but there has to be a breaking point... Am I really going to have to go to the gym for ever and ever??? :(
The"I'm young, but I just come to the gym to say I go to the gym" girl(and sometimes guy):
These people piss me off the most. They are young fucking people who come to the gym and just fool around with their friends, try out this machine, try out that machine, but don't take anything seriously. They are loud. They take up space... and they just waste everyones time.
The"Nice Guy, but not my type guy that I politely talk to" guys:
These guys.... hm... these guys.... I try to be nice. I smile, I ask how they are. But really, the gym for me is not social hour. Its my way of destressing and getting away from talking to people. I go to the gym to burn off access energy, to burn off calories, and keep toned. I really am not going to meet anyone or have a full on conversation on what you did all day or in the last month. So... I am polite, but please, spare me.
The"Selfish over machine" people:
These people claim machines. Not one, but TWO. They put a towel on one and work on another. This is not your personal gym people... there are others working out, we want to use that machine too not wait for you. Thanks.
The"I am just there to work out and leave" group:
That's me! I am just there to sweat it all out and walk out with a bit more endorphins than what I walked in with. I want nothing better than to get in and out as soon as possible, but still feeling accomplished. Don't bother me. Just let me do my thing.

P.S. I really need to buy some photo equipment ASAP.... and its not me thats holding me back.