Thank you Lightroom

Today was the first day of my photography classes. I had my digital class with a teacher I had previously for Intro to Photo. She's a very nice woman and I think she will teach me alot. It's a slow start only because many of the other students have not worked thoroughly in Photoshop or Lightroom. I thank the wedding photographers who have been so kind to let me assist them for my experience in both these programs. I tried really hard to work in both so that I could jump ahead of the game and get some understanding under my belt. I feel like I am a quick learner when it comes to computer programs of this sort, so I hope my teacher can further my knowledge.
Anyyywaaaayyyyy
My Writing teacher claims I sound awkward when I write. Do I sound awkward? Oh, no, he actually used the world "stilted". Wuh? Yea ok, I understand my first line of that stupid paper sounded a little far fetched, but at least I got him to read it aloud in a Old English accent. I really hope this guy will be the benefit to my health instead of vice versa, because he can be a real jerk. Sorry man, I wasn't born perfect, but please, shape me into a master piece.
I also hope that someday I will be able to use the skills this man has beaten into me, because otherwise the anxiety right now is definitely not worth it. Thanks mister for being the cause of twenty years getting knocked off my life, hope you are happy.
P.S. Totally knew what the guy wrote for a living, so not surprised. I just looked it up... I really am not surprised.